Grandmother Arrives Secretly In Country

Kirsten with GranNewtyle, Angus.  Grandmother McDonald arrived secretly in the country a fortnight ago, it has been revealed by a source close to her.  Under the covered of an alleged shopping spree in west London she was spotted buying small pink baby items and large quantities of knitting wool.  In a surprise move not anticipated by the family she defied instructions and flew into London Heathrow on an SAA flight.  With help from her son she managed to get to South West London where she set up base in a small nondescript terrace house.  She used this base for forays and sorties to stock up on supplies and strategic resources.  Using a decoy credit card she purchased a single train ticket to Dundee.

And now she is here.

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